xeniawarriorprincesa:

twinklepowderysnow:

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

(Source: sandalwoodbox)

thatonequeerkid:

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle

and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man

i showed aujah this and she’s informed me that the event that triggered the second text was her accidentally ringing up a customer for 275 cheese sticks and the guy was also too high to notice until he had almost swiped his card and stopped and said “wait.”

Dude the kicker of this post is that she’s an employee

doctorbluesmanreturns:

yesterdaysprint:

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

(Source: yesterdaysprint)

walking-fandoms:

Jester and Caleb talk murder

criticalrole-incorrectquotes:

(Caleb): hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my cats tail and I need to be arrested.

(911 operator): mr widogast we’ve talked about this.

karina-hime:

lord-kitschener:

gorps:

coolcatgroup:

cobaltdays:

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Meowboys

YEEHAW

(Source: weheartit.com)

daughterofscotland:

nelsonsmurdock:

Doctor Who quotes that changed my life: 1/?

The God Complex, written by Toby Whithouse.

Rory is my hero.

He is one of those humans that remind the doctor to stay grounded. Not a women falling in love and awe with the doctor, but a guy who is in awe but still calls him on his bullshit and is like: “Dude. Take a step back. Look at this from a different perspective.”

disasterjones:

Sam’s ad shenanigans continue to amaze and horrify

magictransistor:

Henry Kiddie. Solar System, Telescopic View of Saturn, Saturn and her Orbits, The Zodiacal Light, Comparative Magnitudes of Earth and Jupiter, Penumbra, Photographic Views of the Moon, Annular Eclipse, Venus as Evening and Morning Star, Partial Eclipse of the Sun and Moon. A Short Course in Astronomy and the Use of the Globes. 1871.

iamblvnkness:

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

lastsonlost:

upgrade 

(Source: itsjustaplantman)

newie-talks-trash:

anyone: why are you so anxious???

me and my brain:

(Source: catchymemes)